Put DOWN The Needles & Step AWAY from the Yarn..

Friday, October 15, 2010

A friend who knits & crochets (incessantly) mentioned she's almost finished making her Christmas presents and it made me smile. I hope she made nice, wooly socks. I've seen all the crocheted toiletpaper roll cozies I ever want to see. I haven't crocheted or knit in years. I never was very good at it. I just can't sit still that long. If they ever invent a knitting machine that involves a keyboard I might give it a try. I have friends that knit masterworks and friends who really should take up mah-jong.

I started looking around to see what's new and different in the world of yarn.
Flab ber gast ed.
Dumb founded
Stu pi fied
and in some cases, Re pulsed.

Double click on any image to enlarge.... if you must.

Clothing.... ?

Now you know why your wise mother always warned, "Never hang your sweaters on hangers, dear...




...but if you must hang them, do remember to remove the hanger before wearing.



 I want to see the back... the part where you sit down...

Thinking cable knit thong... ouch.ouch. ouch.









Yes, that's a Turkey- in every sense of the word- and it's interesting to think she was wearing glasses when she put this hat on. She could actually SEE what was coming.


...and the happy model is thinking- and thankful- that the BEST part of this outfit is that it comes with a mask.

I've chosen to block the face of this lady who appears to have been the sad victim of an unfortunate botox procedure... which somehow may have involved her left knee, as well.  Sad picture, on so many levels
 
This is yarn abuse and gives new meaning to the already vulgar term "butt ugly".


Yes, officer, he was wearing sunglasses and a hat with a beard.  No, HE didn't have a beard, the hat did. Breathalyzer test? Sure, I'd be happy to... 
                                                            

Just wondering what kind of election bet you have to lose to have to wear this little number....















Did you know there's a movement called "guerilla knitting"? It's a form of graffiti... kind of like the tagger artwork you see on walls and  boxcars.... that's tomorrow's blog.

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